XMAS!..

Is coming soon is coming sooonnnn...

currently down with a spot of fever, some rashes (allergy i think, to what goodness knows) and SORETHROAT!!!!!!!! wah lau! hurts like hell! seriously, i can imagine an anti hell propaganda going like "unless you want a throat like this, stay out of hell!" and people flocking to churches to convert their faith

zzzz

i hope it is all ok by xmas...

I WANT TO EAT GOOD FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

On the 30th of November, tutu gave to me...

today minus 6 was my first year together with grace!
shocking isnt it? how fast things went!!!!!!

haha! i dont know how to describe it with words but i will just use the normal clique that oh, "time just flies".

it is really in a blink of an eye!
you see a,
*blink* one year 6 days xx hour xx mins xx seconds
*blink* one year 6 days xx hour xx mins xx +1 seconds
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

There is many more years out there to go, i believe that
and i also believe that we can forge that years out!!!!!!!
haha

alas it was celebrated early in a not so... hmmm... well, not as high a standard as i would like *nods*


So to my first year 6 days and counting special someone! we shall celebrate a better one next time okay?


and for a record picture, me and her!

err.. whoops, lets try again...

errr... NO! but wow, she sure looks pretty her right? :x

THATS BETTER

<3

WAH LAU!

hahha PS! forgot to update blog again!! sai la!!!
i was supposed to upload japan photos..but got lazy..pspspsspspspss i dont think you guys will believe me when i say i will do it soon? PLEASE BELIEVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyway, i am currently training as combat medic, aka liying's best pal soon.
pharynx larynx trachea dah dah dah !@#%^^Y@(RQ@Y&(!&(AWSHDCI!@Y%_Q(WYDIP@H!(EYAWDH!@_(DHAPI HGELPLHELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you may think that i am like, just being over dramatic but IT IS DAMN TOUGH! lectures can be what? 10 minutes? everyone seems to be in a rush to end the lec!!! DIE LA! next week got test, HOW?!?!?! so many lecturess... sob sob... it is really very knowledge heavy vocation *Sigh*

on a lighter note, i will be registering japanese lessons..again... to begin on 2nd jan.
God help me, but i hope i can remember and catch up with the lesson..the sensei was my elementary 2 teacher.... and he gives me STRESSSSSSSS!! hahaha how i wished i didnt stop my previous int1 class..i loved that teacher.
nods

LOL. wonder BOYS! must watch + etc etc

Some japan tidbits

Okay... i almost forgot to blog okay!? and since i now dont have much time, i will throw some tidbits to at least start off with something.

Lemme give a brief introduction to who went to japan with me!

Mr yiwen and little miss ying

The Mama with her husband, mr nikon kimura

And err... don't ask

This is where we lodged for the first half of the trip!

Nice..soft..futon..... ..... damn shiok can? esp in the spring COLDNESS!

This my dear friends... is what saved our lives time and again..hurrah for hot canned coffee dispensers!


I HAD to put this here... look at this...... ..... katsu curry rice... the rice... moist and soft.... the cutlet crispy.. and the curry... oohh~ the curry... and ogasmistic blend of sweet and spice with a hint of beef~ and guess what? it aint from no restaurant... we found it any-o-how and some shop below some building cooked by some obasans....

Lets take another look at the wonderful katsu curry rice from another angle... makes me hungry everytime i see it! if i close my eyes i swear i can almost smell the beef tinged concoction...

i will TRY to update these in a few series la ok? dont kill me please..

POC SOON!

Wah lau, so many people spamming my tag board for updates... not enough time mah!!!!

past few weeks have been HELL! Field camps and tough training one after another.. lucky all the high key events pass liao! woots! last week was SO BLOODY SLACK! imagine.... by 3pm...... there was NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!! but that was only one day la! haha sleep until scared! but not as kua zhang as my last week of BMT!
Well, and since training was tough for the last few weeks, i went out and stuffed myself with food! i spent like..... 450+ bucks this month alreadY! bear in mind i only came out for 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cos stupid training eat into my saturdays!!
haha
in 2 weeks time, i would be passing out of my basic section leader course... you know what? i might be interested in signing on! but thinking about going to the Air Force... sent an email to them to see if i still can sign up anot... waiting for reply =\ sians~~~~~~~~ but i rather be an officer lor! the money is OMG! graduate with honours with captain rain can earn 4k le leh!!!!!!!!!! specialist leh? go in starting pay 2k - 2.2k =\ raise rank also cannot get 4k so fast
ahaha
If not i will see if i will sign on to a normal infantry unit... but see posted where first loh.... haha worst come to worst be a PE teacher again! nods! but have to pay for own studies~~~~~~~~~~~

anywaysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.................... ok ok guys PAI SEH LA! i know i damn long never load the stupid photos already! today abit nua...but tml since there is no kendo training, i will spend some time to load SOME photos ok? den slowly slowly post by post load hao ma? deal? no? TOO BAD!

End of days

Sigh! my "holidays" is OVER :(
The days are ending so fast and before you know it.... it is over.
I had so much time that i almost felt..civilian-lised.....
And once again i have to leave so many things behind to go to my posting.

Oh, and my posting is to SISPEC. kinda sucks i know, but what the heck. if worst come to worst...drop out lor! right? then become man...pray that i get the 8-5 postings... but for now.. just suck it up...

To this special someone i left at home to wait for me till i next book out...
Endure okay? i will make it up to you when i come back..promise! so do wait patiently for me o nods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i will be back soon!
serious!!!
and please upload those photos we took! they are so nice wahahhaha
nods
ok! goodbye civilian life...back to regimental lifestyle for me =\ crap.

POP holi - DAYS

yeah~ i love civilian life! i want more of it! today is monday! and i have tues wed thurs fri sat sun left! got to make full use of it!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday was Nationals and damn, my leg is stiff today! must be still unused to the exertion required by a match...
anyway, life is same-o same-o
apparently joshua said he is going to come back to train. and he better man, else i would have some butt kicking to do with mk, right? RIIGHHTT??
nods

POP!

POP LOH! 090909! great day!
the march was MADNESS but we made it alright... and we learnt that as long as we keep pushing on, no matter what, we will hit the end...

I would wish to spend more time to elaborate on my experiences but i am sooo shaggggeeedd~~~
so yah
I would just like to say that thank god i have good commanders...without them it would be impossible to complete my BMT. Nods

Times flies!

My my my.... so soon and now, in 3 more days, i am going to POP LOH!
yeah, the date of my graduation parade is very very nice! 090909!
times sure pass... i remember the first day when i felt this would drag on for too long! but now, the end is nearing! however, i still have 1 year and 9 months to go... not a very exciting prospect when you put it into figures... but hey! slowly but surely, i would be shouting ORD LOH! haha.

So many birthdays i have missed during my days in BMT... grace mother's birthday, her birthday, wen's birthday, guanyingma's birthday, ah ma jasmine's birthday... woahhh~ lots of august babies!

And grace just told me the other day that we have known each other for a year already... starting from the date i started IPP... cool eh? it didnt feel that long you know...
but as i said..time flies!

nods

LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KPR_YpuN0
Guys! go see this youtube vid!!!! hahahahahaa!!

PS: for better effects, keep repeating at 0:17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me why I love her...

and i say i need no reminder...

Ask me where is heaven found...
and i say the direction she is bound...

Ask me how long is time enternal...
and i say its when she holds my hand...

Ask me when i will return...
and i say i had never left...

Ask me how long this will last
and i say it will last as long forever

Cheer up yahs?
be back soon
and happy birthday to the person that matters~

Woooahhh

Long time no blog man.
seriously, when i was on the way into the blog i swore i saw miss muppet's spider.

anyway, life is good. next week will be the end of my Physical training phase and soon begin the real basic military training. So far so good. been adjusting well...foods okay, training is bearable, missing friends and loved on not so but still within my stride.

supposed to go kendo today but since i am still sick (and a little lazy), i decided to give it a skip. Perhaps i shall go next week (if i am not sick, that is going to be a MUST! so long since i went lor :( ). Next next sunday maybe dont go kendo, see 10th batch want to meet in the morning for some chwee kueh anot. heard my area there have good ones but i am not sure where leh...i can help you ask my dad la haha!!!

anywayyyy, even though i am in that lowlife camp, i am still madly missing someone! Yao zhen xi mei yi miao o!

Bye bye!

Bye bye to civilian life for 2 years....

Anniversary..

Hey! Guess what! Mama just told me tml is the anniversary for the day i fell down and got my scar lol! I was only 15months when it happened nods

woaahh

Long time since i blogged! hell, time passed so fast that i did not even notice it...
Anyway, current update on my status... i am still alive *hooray.* and am working now.. till end of this week anyway.. since i wanted to have a week break before army.

Recently had our 6th monthly-versary... had food at a buffet at cafebliz. Exp, not great. cant say the same for the company though ;)
Well, eating a buffet with your love one is fun! everytime we grab food, hand in hand, and back again eating, it just feels different than the sit down, order, eat routine.
and yup baby! love you! 6 months now, 6 years soon, 60 years and after!


had east west tournament on sunday. Well, it was fun! theres this guy who supposingly trained for 7 years but.... oh well haha
martin and hayashi's match as usual, is one filled with excitment and suspense.

and sorry guys about the photo, i really wanted to get about doing it but with this job, i get tired when i get home and so dont really feel like tagging e pics
for sure next week i will do it
cheerios!

Sigh...

Life...
life is horrible... so many people walk with their heads lowered, eyes on the ground and do they realise? maybe they do..but do they care? do people care? will they?

How many times are do we go through life living the same way, doing the same thing? Do we notice? will you wake up one day and realise that this day is probably going to be the same as..some other day that once passed....

boring

Count the amount of times we walk one step forward to find ourselves two steps back. When you put those numbers to perspective, would you be back further than when you started? would you be ever nearer to the end?
Stop? or go?
Would it matter? and again, who will care?
maybe you...but what would you do?
spiral perhaps.... dance on the spot, pray to the gods... divine intervention?

Do we give thanks to all that is given? or do we take things with a nod and a smile, forgotten once the day is over.
Do everyone that gives deserves to be thanked? Is anyone who hasn't been grateful for help understood?

Life poses so much questions and yet little answers. No... there are answers, but they are but keys to more questions..queries that may have no answers...dead ends... and then what do we do? we pretend, we reason, we rationalise our way to something we can believe.. isn't it?

So.. now you have read so far.... i believe you wonder... what is going on... why does one need to ponder on things that is rather... best... to be left in the unknown...? Isn't somethings in life better left in the gray mists? concealed, hidden, silhouette in one's vision... so near, so clear yet ever so evasive?

I shall let you know, why i have thought of this.. why i feel that this should be said...
...
apparently... my girlfriend went out with her friends...
and they said... ... they generalised men...

they claimed that a guy's blog is usually emo...
and my girlfriend.... disagreed and said mine is not emo...
that means i am not part of the norm..
thus i feel the need..the urge... to be emo...
and thus i am emo...
...
...













Emo enough? WOOT!

Mi gosh!

This is where they draw their talent pool from!



note the amount of waza o.o! and is that kid on the right the same kid!?!?!?!

Sorry guys

the blue moon aint here yet!
so sorry! I will try to get the pics up soon! after i found out a short cut way to upload pics, i am much more motivated! I swear! really! nope, i aint bluffing! NO LA! WHY YOU ALL DONT BELIEVE ME!?!? :(


anyway, just to share with you guys on SLEEP DEPRIVATION!

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100235358&GT1=31036

go take a read!

!!!!

aww~~
dear baby~~ aww i neglected you...
you waited for me..faithfully... but i turned my back
but now i am here, back again, in your embrace
save from pain... isolation... ....
BLOGSPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really man, i got like so much time but not blogging
maybe because my time is all going to SPENDING AS MUCH TIME AS I CAN WITH SOMEONE WOOTS~
hahahaha
wahahahahah


anw,
on a more serious note
i think some people are stupid..... .... fancy encouraging the wrong kind of vibes
one day if someone dies because of this, i wonder will the person feel guilty..maybe too dumb to feel so hor?
i think so too
and i think, theres no mistakes made thus anything regarding it is null


on a more happier note...
i think i might be posting those photos from japan soon
lol
the blue moon is rising...

i..feel it... ....

Freedom~~

Where
this post is about freedom..or the lack thereof...
i shall summarise it all in 2 words.... .....
bloody-enlistment

GOSH!
15june!!! i will be marching in :'(
goodbye my poor sad short young adult life...
Hello, authentic old man life is coming!

Oh golly!

i am bored! hahaha
Recently, had been drawn in to online mindless clicking games ( www.travian.com and magellanwars.com ) and i am now blogging to kill time while i wait for my troops to attack someone and return

well
yups
i am bored
can i say that again?
can i? oh i can! can i!?!? OOHHHH~~~
i am bored.
see! i added a fullstop!
wow
nods
crap.


anyway
for the fun of it, i shall sit down and type that what are some of my aspirations... ...
...

1) get a job? i am not trying very hard (okay, not at all) to do so but it sure feel good to earn your own income and eat your own hand so to speak....
2)LOSE WEIGHT! i mean, if it can be done before army, why not!?!? but sometimes i wonder where all that drive in exercising went to..... ..... mhmmm
3)Get my other language done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my god, that may take years and much more determination but we shall see
4)further education!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 phases! get my undergrad degree and hopefully further studies again!!!!!!!!!
5)PE TEACHER!!!!!!!!!! change the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahaha
6)lose weight!!!!!!!!!!!!


nod
that about sums it up?????
mhmmm

i half wanted to post the japan trip pics, maybe sometime next week! wahahaha

Multi-linguistic...

wow!!!
suddenly two of my friends have been struck with the opportunity to do something in japanese
one in studies another one in jobs
which begins to make me think of my own language capabilities
i am never going to be able to land a job that requires a fluent chinese, not that i have any interest at all...
despite the fact that men do learn languages at a slower pace then their other counterparts, i do have the interest to learn japanese (to back my other-wise monolingual life) but sometimes i sit back and really wonder why i want to do this
of course i really wish to, one day, land a place in a japanese sports university, my god how that would look in my resume
but that is beside the point
seriously, it all hinges on how focused i can be (frankly speaking, i dont feel focused a single bit) in acquiring this said language (or any other language for the matter), given that hey, i dont watch dramas animes and have no command over chinese (Which would be a plus factor)...
we shall see in the ensuing months how all these work out shall we?
maybe i should've started earlier..maybe even later (university, when i dont have to encounter problems such as NS) but since i have already taken that first step..it doesnt really matter now isnt it?
hmmmm

nice read (about kendo lah)

http://kenshi247.net/blog/2009/04/14/the-last-busen-graduate/#more-1628

Kendo without friends...

is like karaoke without a mike
you would be looking at the words and yeah, you can probably sing along with the mike but you would never be actively singing into the system
yeah

lack of inspiration so i got THIS

Yup,
so i have no inspiration to blog (and nothing much to blog except trying to upload highlights from 500 photos in to the blog which i am still too lazy to do) and someone had to suggest i write something
well
no prizes for guessing who it is but i had to change the name of the person wahahahahah



[ - u T o R z - ] ・ﾏ・ｩ・ﾌ・ﾚ・t・ｯ - stupid 4000?? repair!!!! Ng-Tong-Siow says:
ya lo
dont what to write
*someone*:
write err.. "i knew *someone* was damn cute all along~~ but i nv know she can be THIS cute!!! i guess she is the cutest person on earth"
like tat
[ - u T o R z - ] ・ﾏ・ｩ・ﾌ・ﾚ・t・ｯ - stupid 4000?? repair!!!! Ng-Tong-Siow says:
dont want to write anything qian da
*someone*:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[ - u T o R z - ] ・ﾏ・ｩ・ﾌ・ﾚ・t・ｯ - stupid 4000?? repair!!!! Ng-Tong-Siow says:
u sure u want me to write tat?
lol!
*someone*:
mmm
nope..
this is not enough
still muz add
[ - u T o R z - ] ・ﾏ・ｩ・ﾌ・ﾚ・t・ｯ - stupid 4000?? repair!!!! Ng-Tong-Siow says:
i will copy and paste the whole conversation :x
wahahahhahahaa
*someone*:
"although she is so cute.. she is aso damnnnnn smart! smarter than anyone u could name.. i think i stopped a war and saved billions of life during my pervious life.. so now i got a reward~ having her as my girlfriend"
DUI LE
JIU SHI ZHE YANG
hao gan dong oooo
wo yao ku leee
sobbb
[ - u T o R z - ] ・ﾏ・ｩ・ﾌ・ﾚ・t・ｯ - stupid 4000?? repair!!!! Ng-Tong-Siow says:
hahahaaahahaah
i copy and paste this convers on my blog a
:x

i am back and life goes on...

So i am back from japan for a couple of days and already i am getting used to singapore life again
seriously japan was a realll eye opener and since i have no idea how i am going to start writing about japan, i will leave it as such till one day when i have an idea which angle to approach this

but a brief outline of the trip...
food was fantastic (but not enough!!!)
scenery was surreal
shopping was blah.
people was friendly


nod
i know i am supposed to upload those tons of photos i took somewhere, but kinda lazy now... wait till a day when i am free and not lazy (very very rare, rarer than a blue moon i guess) and i will work on uploading those photos! bwahahaha

JAPAN

wahhhh
hahahaha
time flies really fast
day 5? i in japan already
tummy become very round already.....
pui pui liao..and i dont think i eat a lot leh!!
!"%!" how come all the jap so skinny one
GRRR
I WANT TO EAT MORE!! :(

sayonara~~~~

wahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PEW PEW PEW PEW
tonight i fly off liao :( (actually is tmr morning la, but sama sama)
goodbye singapore

PACK PACK PACK

wah... i feel so sad! just realised almost everyone did SHOPPING for the trip but i didnt!
all my clothes so ah pek!! but nevermind la hor? used to it can liao
tmr i shall be.... ...
I'm... I'm...
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
...
okay, crap..i haven finished packing
but you get the idea
anw
got to change money today!!!!!!!!!1
only got 1,000 bucks :'(
budget budget
hope mom gives more tmr
*wahahahaa*
so yup
today
i will be going to change money and buy toiletries~toiletries~toiletries, change money and buy toiletries~toiletries~toiletries... ...

Zoo

Okay, so on the 18th, we had steamboat at wen's house

wah the prawn is like SUPER BIG OKAY!?!?!??! woooottssss

chit chat-ted about *stuffs* and got "surprised" by their birthday cakes

well, i give you all efforts for getting my face smashed against the cheesecake (most credit goes to amanda for her valiant and persistent efforts to apply blueberry(i think) flavored facial cream on my face...i swear, i woke up with pimples the next day *GLARE!!!!!*)

but then, thanks again~~~ wah, never "celebrated" my birthday since sec 3, but since this is belated (yes i am rubbing it in) so.. dont count wahahahh~~

went home by taxi...the Sikh(how you spell it?) drive SUPER SLOW LA! super cautious driver..if ever a person did pass his driving test with 0 demerit(sp?) points at the age of what? 200? that would be the taxi uncle driving my stupid taxi

driving at constant 80 at expressway, 60 at normal roads and slows to 40km/h when approaching traffic light (traffic light just turned green? SCREW IT! follow the book man~)

*nods* his stupid taxi is still equipped with the old duno what screen that looks to be produced at the same time as the waterbottle handphone -_________-""



annyywayyyy



today i went to the ZOO

hell yeah~~ ZOOOO!!! last time i went there? with my god father to catch FIGHTING SPIDERS! (damn kampong hor? i think so too, but thats CHILDHOOD!!!) we did it OLD FASHIONED WAY!! wah lau missed it lor

anyway, i brought a tutu to go see her..erm...relatives... (she is glaring at me next to me now...)

ok anyway, we WALKED THE WHOLE PLACE! saw ALL THE SHOWS AND ENCLOSURE!

and i tell you, i am sooo sad... :( so little animals now lor i think

how come a? some of the enclosure, the animals all hiding or dont know what :(:(:(:( oh well

but it was fun while it lasted

we took LOTS AND LOTS OF PHOTOS (yes! even damn embarrassing ones........ but hey! it was fun :D). I am only going to post some here which was taken by handphones since i cannot upload the photos that is in the sony camera i took before it died on me...

btw, note the absence of any animals (except from the popular and thriving homo sapiens species)



Below is the photos in a..erm..short story.. :) enjoy

ADVENTURES OF MIGHTY TONG AND CHAN! in the JUNGLE OF VERY DANGEROUS ANIMALS!

Featuring:

MIGHTY TONG

and

WONDER CHAN

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This is grace chan, she was the driver for the day, see the way she confidently holds the steering wheel... the knowing smile... the sparkle in the eye...

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"HOI!!!!!" WAH LAU! she almost drove off without me!!! @!%!@$#^ look at poor me, trying to hang on for dear life through the window :(

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Half-way into the trip, wonder chan got TIRED!!!!! see!!! the way she lounges on the trunk, wiping sweat off her brow as she laze in the sun, looking spectacular but in all reality wishing someone to hand her some drinks or something (fat hope).

and after awhile.......

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SHE IS FULLY RESTED! up and ready to fend off the worst of the day!!!!! woot! ta-da-da!!! wonder chan~! wonder chan~! she does whatever, wonder-chan does~ can she fly!? no she can't! because she, is very lan~.... WONDER CHAN~~~ wonder chan~~~ (sing to spider man theme song)

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TADA! OMGOOSE! WHAT IS THAT!?!? oh NO!! it is wonder chan's ARCH NEMESIS! the evil...DOCTOR MOUSY (lame name right? but thats what dr.mousy's mom called her...)!!!!!!!

Meanwhile... what is mighty tong doing???

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OH! mighty tong is conversing with the local natives! look at how he expertly talk to the natives in the own native tongue on their own native town using their same native pose!! my god! so clever!!!!!

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Alas, without the combined power of mighty tong and wonder chan, wonder chan was NO MATCH against dr mousy! she ended up getting captured and sent to austrialia :(

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Oh no! mighty tong, after finding out wonder chan got captured, had no idea where she is!! so he did what he did best! he used the UNCLE-TONG POWER (activated by squating down in his infamous uncle pose and scratching his head very fast to activate more heat and thus smoother blood flow to his head)!

pew pew pew~

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GASP! a vision!!!! with the help of UNCLE TONG POWER! he is able to find a KEY ANSWER in finding out where wonder chan is held!!! he sees in it the wise old monkey, who stangely, suddenly bears a very familiar resemblence to tutu (or the other way around)... ....

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So he sets out on his quest, travelling strange lands and meeting stranger people in search of the wise old monkey!

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Again! look how mighty tong converse with the wise old monkey in his native language using the native pose on native land .. ... .. .you get the idea...

and he finally found out where wonder chan is held!!! but to get there, he needs...a MOUNT!!!!

so he proceeds to capture one!!!!

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ALAS! this hound is immune to the charm of mighty tong and attempts to bite his hand! though sad, mighty tong PRESERVERS and ...

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ONWARDS!!! equipping his UMBRELLA SWORD OF MANY RAINY SEASONS (tropic seasons only including rain,shine,storm,acid rain.. ... .... excluding snow) +10! he leads his faithful hound to the charge to save wonder chan!!!!!!!

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and through HARDWORK and DETERMINATION, mighty tong finds wonder tutu HIDDEN and HELD AGAINST HER WILL with the notorious BLUR SOTONG TRIBE (famous for droopy boobs and weenies), not to be confused with the STONING TRIBE (famous for just standing there...) that mighty tong visiting during his travels to find the wise man...

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SUDDENLY! a figure, non other than THE TIGER-ER pounced out of the jungle but mighty tong, not to be fazed though caught flat footed, FENDED off the tiger-er!!

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Though poor mighty man suffered a massive headache from the gaping jaws of the tiger-er, he nevertheless saved wonder chan from her peril and she proceeded to...

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Strangle an innocent endangered giant tortoise which probably saw Sang Lima Utama being born.

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So in the end, wonder chan summoned her ride-able bunny(tm) and happily rode to find her arch nemesis, once again, forgetting mighty tong :(

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At the end of the adventure, mighty tong and wonder chan found the VARIOUS LOOT:

Bag of REDUNDANT cute-ness

Str: +10

Agi: +5

Int: -2

Cha: +20

Special effects: Grants ability to cast "charm person" homosexuals and girls unlimited times a day. May attract unwanted attention from various factions including: police, psychatrist, gays

Infernal Cap of the WHITE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE RABBIT BUT MAY NOT BE A RABBIT!

Str: +2

Agi: +10

Int: +0

Cha: + 2

Special effects: grants ability to cast "confuse" 10 times a day. People who gaze upon the wearer have a 0.1% chance of getting permanent mental damage due to wondering if the cap is a rabbit or some white colored animal.

Looks cute.

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TADA!

hahahha!!

btw, while we were walking back, an orangutan, who was swinging freely above the walkway, WAS SHITTING MID SWING AND THE DEADLY PELLETS WAS FLYING SPLAT TO THE GROUND IN FRONT OF US!!

wah lau, if kenna us, SUPER SUAY MAN!!! gosh, we literally RAN to the side and away!!

loooll~~!!!

nods

hope you guys enjoy this post :)

and japan is next week *cant wait*

Fat fat fat...

oh my god!
i have *never* let my waist go beyond 36inches..NEVER!!!
and now i am 36.5~37!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!!!
up from 33 since my stupid leg got injured!!!
my god!!!!!!!!!!!
if i am too lazy to run in the afternoon, i resolve to run early in the morning!!!
pain or no pain from the damned achilles tendon!!!!!!!!!

Oh! finally, something to talk about!

I cant believe i forgot about writing how i spent my birthday and such!
welllll
i headed to malaysia with a particular rabbit and we had BA KUT TEH~!!!
woah seh, i love it man, the rabbit loved it too!
we then headed to watch a movie there
Legend of chun li

you know there are some shows that after you watch it, you feel like queuing for another 10 hours just to watch that show again? that if it costs $20 bucks you would still watch it? that after you watch it you feel enlightened and as though a heavy burden is lifted from your shoulders?

Well, this show isnt that kind of show
quite the opposite really
thank god we paid only sgd$4(+-) for this crappy show
i highly recommend to AVOID this show
i mean, they could've gotten someone who could *SPEAK CHINESE* even though the main character spoke fluent chinese when she was young and grew up in a chinese family
nutcase

on the other hand, watched another movie couple of days earlier courtesy of my bro who got free tickets from some NDU event...
PUSH!
now, that is a show worth watching
mind you, dont quote me on this, i just said "worth watching" and not the blabber of bullshit i wrote like 2 paragraphs up

Now japan trip is like coming in...2 weeks? i am so exicted!!
food food food food food food food
i am chanting it like mantra
come to daddy~~ food food food... ...
oh wait
maybe i should chant something else
money money money... :(

L-A-Z-Y

yup
LAZY
my god, i am like nua nua nuaaaa~~~!!!
rawr! lazy to blog oso hahaha
anywayyy, interesting vid...





yeah yeah
i have been posting a couple of vids these past few days to make up for my lack of blogging...so what!? pfftt~~

bakamono!

I dont know whats wrong with me but...

Those videos are retarded! i am again, not against christianity but some people sent me this and it was "lol". His videos a lot of different perspective lol~!

For non-christians only!

DISCLAIMER!!!
If you are a staunch christian, PLEASE COVER YOUR EYES WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH AND LOOK AWAY!
otherwise, do not be provoked by the following entry~

So i was thinking one day and conversing with my pet~~~

You know the story about jesus and virgin mary?
that mary had a virgin birth (ie. no sex!) and concieved baby jesus?
and that people are waiting for the next jesus to come down to save them from damnation?
okay
so
i was thinking..
what if, jesus HAD come down already....
the situation, i hypothesised would go like this


Sally: argh~ my tummy is feeling weird.......
*does pregnancy check*
Sally: OMG (no pun intended)! I AM PREGNANT.... ....
Ahmad: HOW CAN IT BE!?!?!? WE .. WE... WE DIDNT DO IT! ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN!?
Sally: HELL YEAH?!!? THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
Ahmad: LETS GET AN ABORTION

*aborted*

God: *sigh*, damn technology making it so difficult to implant a new savior
*gives up*


So..yeah
but anyway
after lengthy discussion, we concluded that it wont be the case..why?
cos God, being clever and almighty, would send angels down to tell the person right? yeahhh

Angel: Daughther...i have come do-
Sally: WHAT!?!?!?!?? YOU ARE MY FATHER?!
Angel: eh..no no, i meant Sally, ok let me finish
Sally: MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING!!
Angel: slip of tongue, serious! okay anyway, as i was saying..i have come down to tell you that you will be pregnant
Sally: PERVERT!
*beats the angel with her handbag*


seriously, i foresee that one of these days, lightning will strike me ass or something
but hey
i am just thinking!!!
no harm right?
I say this all in the spirit of a joke and humor (no pun intended again)



please don't stone me :(

Wahhh...

congrats lor someone...
pass driving liao looo
watch out singapore!
the road aint safe, and it aint going to be any safer now...

Mug..

mug mug mug mug mug...

The joy of the gift is to the giver...

Btw, i had a very very happy day!
but i just want to give some though some matters i had suddenly plopped into my mind

We sometimes wonder, what can life give to me...
It may had gave you a horrible past and a foreshadow to a bleaker future

but i sometimes wonder, is that sentence a little too selfish?
How many times have we asked instead, what can we give to life?
Perhaps in times of misunderstanding, you gave empathy
or maybe when the going gets tough, you provided perseverance

Why must life always be the one at fault? And even if it is, shouldn't one find joy in the smallest of things? of the little values they showed at the lowest point of their lives?
Are we blind to the things life have given? For sometimes life takes away, to make its gift all the more felt
To exemplify, life may give you sorrow but through that, you valued every little happiness you have
but of course, some people who walk the road of self destruction and avoid happiness
We cant blame them, for we know not on how they think, and every single minute episodes of their lives
but still we wonder

This can be applied to all facet of life
Ask not what this job can provide, or what this person can give
perhaps we should think, what can we do for this job, what can we give to this person?
thus we gain the intrinsic benefits that are controlling by our own thoughts and feelings
and perhaps things would be more realistc

The joy of the gift is to the giver...
that line i remembered from a book
about a race whose principles were based on giving, and being happy about the fact that they provided for
perhaps this is the simplest form of achievements
perhaps it allows you to be taken advantage of
but we let you think about it

I am not selling an idea, but i am merely sharing it

A tree cut down..

I saw a tree cut down today......
it was slowly sawed, bit by bit, from top to bottom and workers were using spades to try and uproot it from the ground
Mind you, it wasn't the small ikan bilis trees
It was a big one by the road side in front of a shopping mall
That tree would have seen some of us grown up
Heck, maybe even some of our parents!
and yet it is chopped down
It may had remembered us
but who can remember it?
i wanted to take a picture, but it was too far away (i was on the bus)
Maybe someone wrote something on its bark? who will bear witness to the script?
perhaps one day, a person that saw the tree nigh it was planted would walk pass
and maybe he would think, something is missing, but maybe he would just walk
and not remember that one bit of his life that had once looked down upon him
Who can hear the tree complain? if it could complain...
All i know is, it was uprooted...in a rather barbaric way
forced from the ground where it had rooted
where it had fed and drawn its nutrients
rooted

goodbye tree, though i have never noticed you before and never will have the chance too
maybe someone who remembers you one day will tell others of your existence
at least then your life would be meaningful eh?

How many people can say this?

What we are now...




What we were then...




The bonds we built




That these are my friends, surely, definately, through sweat, blood, tears all shed and shared
I for one am proud to present them
Who knows what will happen in the future
But once you had it, you will never lose that piece of history
Those memories are whats supposed to be treasured, not the uncertainty of tomorrows

HATE YOU!

I *HATE* YOU
seriously, ever since you became part of my life, i have hated you
there were times when i almost didnt feel you, i was glad
and then you came back
it was torture.
You plague my life, you cause it misery, you restricted my performance
You made me ripped apart the plans i had
and so i hate you
i wish you would go away
and now you are still her
get lost!
achilles tendonitis... GET LOST!

dammit! i guess i deserved it, i stopped going to see doctor and my physiotherapist...maybe i should consider calling the school's health block to see can take advantage of physio there anot
i was sooooo confident that this break i had would help me
but, i guess not.. i am afraid that it has become an acute injury :(
it will be nearly a year since i had it
shoo shoo

just remembered it was a very long time since i reallllly trained kendo tsk
my god
if my leg wasn't like this
i would be skc now
rawr

Random musings

When..
To give is to recieve
To teach is to learn
To ask is to answer




Anyway, i want to learn jap!! but $$$ and stupid army zzzzzzz
i feel like seeing if i can continue to learn jap even in the army... mhmmm....

Projects are all coming to a head!

To illustrate the point... ....

Yup, at least most of the projects have more or less some direction..i guess..
cant wait for it to be over, especially human behavior and health and wellness management!
@!%#$#^@#!

The past few days have been damnnnn boring~
projects projects projects
gosh
it is not that i am lazy to blog (ok, so i *am* lazy to blog..but its different!), but there is also not much things for me to write

MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
boring boring boring

and someone is zao-fan'ing hor....

i will write more when i have inspiration~

Post CNY at Liying's

Mhmm...
somethings was weird yesterday.....
mhmm
the sun rise out from the west and set from the east?
nopes
the moon came out in the morning and the sun at night?
uh uh
AH~!
the ying and yang balance got totally upset!
nono... it was much drastic than that..
think think think...
lets put on the thinking cap
think think think
..
..
..
OH!!!!!!!!!
JINGWEN WORE SKIRT! :X
OMGASDFISDHGXICVNWEIFHSIDFHWERGIDHISHFAIHDUQWDASUPERBBQ!
HAHAHAAHA
wah lau, first time in 3 years, dont care if the whole family threaten to stuff coakcroaches into her mouth to make her wear it...she still wore! andandand she used to say she would rather die than to wear it
see see! u are still alive
hao you nu ren wei~ (my foot.)

lol
okay enough of this, later tee sensei harai kote men hiki dou me
not fun


Had steamboat dinner at liying's house~ woot...we went to NTUC to buy the food first and i think we abit kiasu, buy a lot....
when we eat it, our super power house eater - mk, failed to deliver
must complain to his manager
jingwen also decide to be lady-like and never eat her super portion of rice (which is still a lot lah).
the beef, i suspect was a flop up with chewing gum smuggling in Singapore
i tell you, it is chewy-er than wigleys! i think if i bothered to pop another piece into my mouth, i could blow a bubble with it
anyway, as usual, we crapped and laugh like mad (Mk historical moment - "ah? guy or girl" HAHAHA)
*nodnod
and thus the day ends happy!!!




trying to get to exercise lately!
pui liao jia lat LOL
It is amazing the amount of INSTANT GRATIFICATION gained from a workout
*nod*
lets all do the great singapore workout~~
1 2 3 4, 5 6 7 8
2 2 3 4, 5 6 7 8...
...

Post CNY

WOOOHOOOOOOO
okay seriously, i havent opened my ang pows yet~
hahaha so lets make a guess how much the total is~~~
mhmhm
$250~!


my foot.
i think it will be like <$100 :'(
every year like that de... WHY CANT GOD GIVE ME MORE RELATIVES!?!?!?
no wait, i dont want more relatives..troublesome..and noisy... WHY CANT GOD GIVE ME A FEW BUT FILTHY RICH RELATIVES THAT WILL POW $X,xxx amount of cash (at least 4 digit! first digit cannot be 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
dammit
oh well, they say, when life gives you lemon..MAKE LEMONADE!

hohoho
okay so reunion dinner is okay-okay
2nd day went over to aunty house as usual...den when i was back home, i was not allowed to do project cos it is chu yi and and and, my dad damn funny
he told my relatives he had something important to do den dont want to pei them go johor..
guess what it is?
lol

he said - he needed to go home guard the bed! lol he say later people steal it! and of cos, we being good sons, must share the responsibility!
so we headed home and nua'ed the whole day away!!!! people call we refuse to pick up, we locked the gates to pretend theres no one home~~ hohohho
my god
my relatives better not be reading this LOL!
my family will boil me and make pork soup or something... mhmmm

day two, went to grab tutu to my house bai nian, so suay that my mum decide that day to start salting our dish -___- ALL SO SALTY! her and her bultan way of cooking... all salt -________________________________- and she is rusty in cooking liao
sadded
i sometimes secretly thanked god that she doesnt cook all the time now :x
wahhahahahahahahaa

oh oh, when i visited tutu house..wah!!!!!!!!! i felt like i was in a hong kong drama or somethnig~~ lei ah lei ah~~ lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eat eat eat nua den go home le
now got school
sucks man
i need to rest more
in less than a month is EXAMS! OMGGGGGAWDDSS~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do i feel like mugging?
but no tips yet..so lazy
rawr...

Chinese New Year!

hello hello~
my god
got to, erm shuo yue? (lock night) haha mhmhm so yup still awake
anyway, i feel like ranting.
again.

I got to do !^#% projects! omg omg omg! and and and whilst i had a normal reunion dinner (same-o same-o food year in year out...except food gets worst every year...and that today got hotplate so can bbq the food (which caused the whole house to go smmookkayy~) ), *SOMEONE* had BIG PRAWN, CELERY, LIANG OU TANG amongst the other goodies
*sulk*

oh well
happy chinese new year
again
ang pow ang pow~

projects!!!

OMG!
new years and i have to do project project~~~
and i soo hate interviews!
*rant rant rant rant*

Seriously, this is a half-arsed attempted to show that i put effort into blogging because i am so totally lazy and have no inspiration what so ever to blog now! so what is this i am typing? since i said i have no inspiration and totally lazy, shouldnt be blogging right? RIGHT! you are sooo correct...!!! i shouldnt be blogging, so what should i do? *hovers over the delete button* mhmmm! nawww
ok
ranting over

PROJECTS OMG!
i cant think of any interesting thing happening recently
but if i do, i will be sure to write it down here... providing i am not lazy... or have no inspiration... or the 101 reasons i am sure to come up along the way

cheeros
happy new year
*unenthusaistically* yay..

11th YKT!

YAY!
after two grueling days of competition, it is OVER!
on the first day (17'jan), was individual competition up to semi finals
First two matches for me were really a HORROR!
anyway, i got 3 points for 2 matches, so i was the 2nd winner of the round robin, yay, no need to face off with the 13 year old jap kid (who is power! but i suspect it must be due to the SUPER CHEAT 38" SHINAI!)
anyway, i hopped over to court A...i forgot who i fought there..only remembered two matches becos it was against nyp people :( (or rather one nyp and one alumni)
i sooooo didnt want to fight against our own people! like stabbing each other! but thats that =\
In the end of the day, i got to the semi finals to fight with a korean super-wack-you-upside-down-guy kang! he is good mind you! despite the super-wack-you-upside-down-guy tag.
quite surprised he wont the jap kid!
Apparently, everyone from nyp got wiped out except for our very own TEE SENSEI! and alina (surprise!!!!)

After the shiai, went to keiko with hayashi, MY GOD HE IS FAST! bam BMA BAM BAM BAM! i suspect the few points i took was like, given lol. After that, went to fight with nishida sensei! wah! managed to get men! yay! that aside, the highlight must be the fight with martin...first time i managed to get two points off him!!!!!!!!!!! WOOTS!
i got a total high from it man

After keiko, went to eat at CPF building sakae sushi, sat there and talk crap and wondered how good it was if ph, xn, mikio mk and i were in a same team... we would go into the shiai-jo playing one eyed! :x (so hao lian hor?)

backed at 10 and slept at 11!

so day two (18 jan)
*someone* asked me to give a morning call, but lo and behold..... that *someone* made me listen to her horrible call tone to tell me later when i met her that SHE LEFT THE HP ON SILENT MODE! *clap clap clap* sarcasm aside.........

semi finals started so suddenly! anyway, so sad..TEE SENSEI GOT WIPED! WHY!!!! RAWR! and also alina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me, oh the great me (cant i just praise my self a little while..? what? i always do that? then once more wont matter la..... it does? oh? sorry lo), managed to win the person that won kc... took longer than usual imo.... but thats thats! he shouldnt have got to semis though imho..but his kote was good! that i give

after that was the ladies team
i really dont know where to start..but all i can say is that EVERYONE DID VERY WELL! wow! a lot of hidden talent showed itself today, amanda! OMG! hahaha, not to mention tee sensei...liying...junior girls... mymymy
in the end, only one nyp team got to the finals, team A consisting of Yiwen, Ah Ma, and Amanda!

Now, after that very brief summary of ladies team, comes the MENS TEAM!
my team consist of oliver me mk mikio and jy (with yong gao as reserved)
Oliver to my big big surprised was very oosh today! played very very well
anyway, we managed to breeze through the matches.. but during one of the match i think i was quite retarded (eh wait, was it the team match? i think this belongs to individuals... but what the heck), i almost fell TWICE, cos (according to the haha group -__-) my head was too heavy! attempted gyaku do but the floor was quite sticky! my leg cant catch up with my body! so like that lo, quickly caught myself when i realised that my leg was lagging behind lol! then when i step out, i almost fell also cos i leaned quite a lot and quickly twisted when i remembererd i was at the line... i think i sprained my knee there :'( pain pain

ok, so it came to the crucial match, we had to fight with skc team C and my! what a waste...till now my heart itches to think about it! it was a close (but not close, you have to be there to know what i mean) match =\
oh well, not to dwell too much upon it

i will skip ladies individual finals cos nyp all got knocked out already lol
for mens individual, i had to fight KANG! OMG!
if oliver didnt manage to get a point off him before hand, i would have been more stressed
the fight with him was intense! managed to get a point off him, and in between, he could have scored (and me, him) but it was cancelled out a lot of times lol... in the end, managed to get another point and ended it!
Had to fight novelty match also, BUT FOUGHT AGAINST HAYASHI!!! OMG! got two points off me in what? 30 seconds? (and susan had to mention it at the ending speech! LOL!)
oh well!



I just have to say at the end of the shiai, everyone really did a good job... i wasnt very sure of everyone before today and now i felt that everyone leaped a step forward!
good!!!!
Of course i am happy to win my medals but to those that didnt, i felt you all have won too! for all the efforts you all put in impressive!
tee sensei! power liao hor!
amanda! also power liao hor!!! hahahaah not bad not bad
lets see if we can join next year's de anot, den gun for gold again!

cant wait to recieve the pics from christine etc! woohoo~!!!

and now it is time for me to nurse all my wounds (old and new :( ) and study!!!! bye bye kendo!!!!! :(
lets see if i can resist temptation lol!
hahaha
good luck to you all yah?!
will pop down if i have the time *nod

So it ends and it begins again

Well, today was my japanese test
What can i say, after days and days of trepidation and stress, i managed to clear this hurdle.
The test, overall, was not very difficult i think, I would know the results tmr
And thus it begs the question....

Should i continue?
No amount of stress can make me stop yearning to know more, that i know. But i have national service this year! and that means if i continue the lesson, i would be stuck halfway (or 1/4 at least) in intermediate level...... not a very motivating notion i would say
But at intermediate is when i get introduced to kanji!!! my god! it is like, CHINESE!
mhmmmmm
think think think
even if i contiune, it would be after my exams..
so be it!

Projects projects!!!!!! mymy, for now, i am like, SUPER FREE CAN!?!? but next week, all the shit is going to start coming in cos i have to do editing conclusion etc etc etc..all the heavy stuff..save me~~~~

and ps. i HATE interveiws (so happens i have 2 + (1 x 6) interviews to go. hooray.)



Crap.
i was sure i wanted to blog more than these..if only i can like retrieve memory from my brain
oh well
I am old (not young), guess it happens eh?
hoho.

*edit*

Oh! i know liao!

I am the great QIE ZI WANG!

hohohohohoho!!!

ARGH!

See see, told you guys i am lazy!
okok, so i am going to try to write some stuffs now *hurray...*
Seriously, i feel damn super sian right now! what with all the stupid projects and jap test round the corner.
JAP TEST! omg! i just had to say it right?
tues tues tues!!! 250 bucks! omg!
oh well, enough ranting on that

Wanted to watch red cliff marathon yesterday but it was FULL... oh well, trust me to try and get the tickets on the day of the show right? so we booked a show for jurong point on fri
woo and yea! that means i gonna be watching the show through to sat!
hahah
Now, here i am using comp when i have like 2,000,000,000 things to do (yeah right)

And mk, no one asked you to report! *smack!

Pffftttt

Hello, you young people out that, yeah, i am not old...i am just not young..
but for arguement sake
I am old!
anyway, again this is my 10,001th attempt at a blog
mainly because i am 1. too lazy to blog 2. dont have much inspiration to blog 3. i always lose my train of thoughts once i decide to pen it down and 4. too lazy to blog.

Now the burning question.... what made me want to try this potential-disaster-in-the-making-because-it-will-probably-not-be-updated-again-you-get-my-idea? blog
hmmmmm
lets start to analyse it from different directions
i am lazy, yup, so logic says i shouldnt be blogging.. hell, i should be lazy enough to not create another blog! so i guess, the fact that i am still writing bids me well....
and err... let me see...
i feel like it? yeah, that sounds nice...so i shall leave it at that eh?
i am too lazy to think (and old)



well! it suits me that the blog started out in the infacy stages of 2009, new year, hopefully new beginnings
Time to leave regrets and what not behind and move ahead now!
I am in year 3 now so projects and all are piling up! i cant wait till next week when my (dreaded) japanese test and youth kendo tournament will be over...
sad that i cant continue jap anymore since next year will be when i join the army and what not..but as i said, regrets are all last year's problem
oh! and kendo tournament, i think this will probably shock people that will be reading this that yeah...i have decided...
after youth tournament..i will be quitting kendo for the sake of a better prospect in life...














What!? you got to be kidding right? i am just gonna go on a hiatus for like 1 month +++? just in time to concentrate on my studies (and maybe exercise for goodness sake!).
This being the stupid achilles tendonitis problem i have! been with my every present "buddy" for what? 8 months? and since then i haven had a good exercise nor happiness nor . Doctor says that if it aint well, his gonna give my foot a good jolt (serious!) that will cost me a shocking (no pun intended) $300+++. my god! i think he said it so that i will start pissing my pants and actually start caring about my leg! but anyway, i gonna see him on the 22nd? Jan and negotiate with him
oh, did i hear someone say jap (ok fine, so no one did, i just find the need to entertain myself...an old man got to do what an old man got to do), well it SARKS! my god! i need to work like mad for that! vocab is taking a stroll down the drain and got eaten by a big long kang fish called "Lei Zi Ne Zi" either way, just gotta try my best


This will probably be the longest post i will write hmmm
but yea, for now i guess i will end here...why? cos i am lazy
and old
remember, i am uncle tong
Hail my greatness!






oh, and i will revamp the blog and add links and all soon enough..i guess..