JAPAN

wahhhh
hahahaha
time flies really fast
day 5? i in japan already
tummy become very round already.....
pui pui liao..and i dont think i eat a lot leh!!
!"%!" how come all the jap so skinny one
GRRR
I WANT TO EAT MORE!! :(

sayonara~~~~

wahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PEW PEW PEW PEW
tonight i fly off liao :( (actually is tmr morning la, but sama sama)
goodbye singapore

PACK PACK PACK

wah... i feel so sad! just realised almost everyone did SHOPPING for the trip but i didnt!
all my clothes so ah pek!! but nevermind la hor? used to it can liao
tmr i shall be.... ...
I'm... I'm...
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
...
okay, crap..i haven finished packing
but you get the idea
anw
got to change money today!!!!!!!!!1
only got 1,000 bucks :'(
budget budget
hope mom gives more tmr
*wahahahaa*
so yup
today
i will be going to change money and buy toiletries~toiletries~toiletries, change money and buy toiletries~toiletries~toiletries... ...

Zoo

Okay, so on the 18th, we had steamboat at wen's house

wah the prawn is like SUPER BIG OKAY!?!?!??! woooottssss

chit chat-ted about *stuffs* and got "surprised" by their birthday cakes

well, i give you all efforts for getting my face smashed against the cheesecake (most credit goes to amanda for her valiant and persistent efforts to apply blueberry(i think) flavored facial cream on my face...i swear, i woke up with pimples the next day *GLARE!!!!!*)

but then, thanks again~~~ wah, never "celebrated" my birthday since sec 3, but since this is belated (yes i am rubbing it in) so.. dont count wahahahh~~

went home by taxi...the Sikh(how you spell it?) drive SUPER SLOW LA! super cautious driver..if ever a person did pass his driving test with 0 demerit(sp?) points at the age of what? 200? that would be the taxi uncle driving my stupid taxi

driving at constant 80 at expressway, 60 at normal roads and slows to 40km/h when approaching traffic light (traffic light just turned green? SCREW IT! follow the book man~)

*nods* his stupid taxi is still equipped with the old duno what screen that looks to be produced at the same time as the waterbottle handphone -_________-""



annyywayyyy



today i went to the ZOO

hell yeah~~ ZOOOO!!! last time i went there? with my god father to catch FIGHTING SPIDERS! (damn kampong hor? i think so too, but thats CHILDHOOD!!!) we did it OLD FASHIONED WAY!! wah lau missed it lor

anyway, i brought a tutu to go see her..erm...relatives... (she is glaring at me next to me now...)

ok anyway, we WALKED THE WHOLE PLACE! saw ALL THE SHOWS AND ENCLOSURE!

and i tell you, i am sooo sad... :( so little animals now lor i think

how come a? some of the enclosure, the animals all hiding or dont know what :(:(:(:( oh well

but it was fun while it lasted

we took LOTS AND LOTS OF PHOTOS (yes! even damn embarrassing ones........ but hey! it was fun :D). I am only going to post some here which was taken by handphones since i cannot upload the photos that is in the sony camera i took before it died on me...

btw, note the absence of any animals (except from the popular and thriving homo sapiens species)



Below is the photos in a..erm..short story.. :) enjoy

ADVENTURES OF MIGHTY TONG AND CHAN! in the JUNGLE OF VERY DANGEROUS ANIMALS!

Featuring:

MIGHTY TONG

and

WONDER CHAN

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This is grace chan, she was the driver for the day, see the way she confidently holds the steering wheel... the knowing smile... the sparkle in the eye...

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"HOI!!!!!" WAH LAU! she almost drove off without me!!! @!%!@$#^ look at poor me, trying to hang on for dear life through the window :(

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Half-way into the trip, wonder chan got TIRED!!!!! see!!! the way she lounges on the trunk, wiping sweat off her brow as she laze in the sun, looking spectacular but in all reality wishing someone to hand her some drinks or something (fat hope).

and after awhile.......

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SHE IS FULLY RESTED! up and ready to fend off the worst of the day!!!!! woot! ta-da-da!!! wonder chan~! wonder chan~! she does whatever, wonder-chan does~ can she fly!? no she can't! because she, is very lan~.... WONDER CHAN~~~ wonder chan~~~ (sing to spider man theme song)

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TADA! OMGOOSE! WHAT IS THAT!?!? oh NO!! it is wonder chan's ARCH NEMESIS! the evil...DOCTOR MOUSY (lame name right? but thats what dr.mousy's mom called her...)!!!!!!!

Meanwhile... what is mighty tong doing???

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OH! mighty tong is conversing with the local natives! look at how he expertly talk to the natives in the own native tongue on their own native town using their same native pose!! my god! so clever!!!!!

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Alas, without the combined power of mighty tong and wonder chan, wonder chan was NO MATCH against dr mousy! she ended up getting captured and sent to austrialia :(

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Oh no! mighty tong, after finding out wonder chan got captured, had no idea where she is!! so he did what he did best! he used the UNCLE-TONG POWER (activated by squating down in his infamous uncle pose and scratching his head very fast to activate more heat and thus smoother blood flow to his head)!

pew pew pew~

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GASP! a vision!!!! with the help of UNCLE TONG POWER! he is able to find a KEY ANSWER in finding out where wonder chan is held!!! he sees in it the wise old monkey, who stangely, suddenly bears a very familiar resemblence to tutu (or the other way around)... ....

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So he sets out on his quest, travelling strange lands and meeting stranger people in search of the wise old monkey!

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Again! look how mighty tong converse with the wise old monkey in his native language using the native pose on native land .. ... .. .you get the idea...

and he finally found out where wonder chan is held!!! but to get there, he needs...a MOUNT!!!!

so he proceeds to capture one!!!!

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ALAS! this hound is immune to the charm of mighty tong and attempts to bite his hand! though sad, mighty tong PRESERVERS and ...

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ONWARDS!!! equipping his UMBRELLA SWORD OF MANY RAINY SEASONS (tropic seasons only including rain,shine,storm,acid rain.. ... .... excluding snow) +10! he leads his faithful hound to the charge to save wonder chan!!!!!!!

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and through HARDWORK and DETERMINATION, mighty tong finds wonder tutu HIDDEN and HELD AGAINST HER WILL with the notorious BLUR SOTONG TRIBE (famous for droopy boobs and weenies), not to be confused with the STONING TRIBE (famous for just standing there...) that mighty tong visiting during his travels to find the wise man...

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SUDDENLY! a figure, non other than THE TIGER-ER pounced out of the jungle but mighty tong, not to be fazed though caught flat footed, FENDED off the tiger-er!!

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Though poor mighty man suffered a massive headache from the gaping jaws of the tiger-er, he nevertheless saved wonder chan from her peril and she proceeded to...

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Strangle an innocent endangered giant tortoise which probably saw Sang Lima Utama being born.

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So in the end, wonder chan summoned her ride-able bunny(tm) and happily rode to find her arch nemesis, once again, forgetting mighty tong :(

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At the end of the adventure, mighty tong and wonder chan found the VARIOUS LOOT:

Bag of REDUNDANT cute-ness

Str: +10

Agi: +5

Int: -2

Cha: +20

Special effects: Grants ability to cast "charm person" homosexuals and girls unlimited times a day. May attract unwanted attention from various factions including: police, psychatrist, gays

Infernal Cap of the WHITE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE RABBIT BUT MAY NOT BE A RABBIT!

Str: +2

Agi: +10

Int: +0

Cha: + 2

Special effects: grants ability to cast "confuse" 10 times a day. People who gaze upon the wearer have a 0.1% chance of getting permanent mental damage due to wondering if the cap is a rabbit or some white colored animal.

Looks cute.

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TADA!

hahahha!!

btw, while we were walking back, an orangutan, who was swinging freely above the walkway, WAS SHITTING MID SWING AND THE DEADLY PELLETS WAS FLYING SPLAT TO THE GROUND IN FRONT OF US!!

wah lau, if kenna us, SUPER SUAY MAN!!! gosh, we literally RAN to the side and away!!

loooll~~!!!

nods

hope you guys enjoy this post :)

and japan is next week *cant wait*

Fat fat fat...

oh my god!
i have *never* let my waist go beyond 36inches..NEVER!!!
and now i am 36.5~37!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!!!
up from 33 since my stupid leg got injured!!!
my god!!!!!!!!!!!
if i am too lazy to run in the afternoon, i resolve to run early in the morning!!!
pain or no pain from the damned achilles tendon!!!!!!!!!

Oh! finally, something to talk about!

I cant believe i forgot about writing how i spent my birthday and such!
welllll
i headed to malaysia with a particular rabbit and we had BA KUT TEH~!!!
woah seh, i love it man, the rabbit loved it too!
we then headed to watch a movie there
Legend of chun li

you know there are some shows that after you watch it, you feel like queuing for another 10 hours just to watch that show again? that if it costs $20 bucks you would still watch it? that after you watch it you feel enlightened and as though a heavy burden is lifted from your shoulders?

Well, this show isnt that kind of show
quite the opposite really
thank god we paid only sgd$4(+-) for this crappy show
i highly recommend to AVOID this show
i mean, they could've gotten someone who could *SPEAK CHINESE* even though the main character spoke fluent chinese when she was young and grew up in a chinese family
nutcase

on the other hand, watched another movie couple of days earlier courtesy of my bro who got free tickets from some NDU event...
PUSH!
now, that is a show worth watching
mind you, dont quote me on this, i just said "worth watching" and not the blabber of bullshit i wrote like 2 paragraphs up

Now japan trip is like coming in...2 weeks? i am so exicted!!
food food food food food food food
i am chanting it like mantra
come to daddy~~ food food food... ...
oh wait
maybe i should chant something else
money money money... :(

L-A-Z-Y

yup
LAZY
my god, i am like nua nua nuaaaa~~~!!!
rawr! lazy to blog oso hahaha
anywayyy, interesting vid...





yeah yeah
i have been posting a couple of vids these past few days to make up for my lack of blogging...so what!? pfftt~~