For non-christians only!

DISCLAIMER!!!
If you are a staunch christian, PLEASE COVER YOUR EYES WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH AND LOOK AWAY!
otherwise, do not be provoked by the following entry~

So i was thinking one day and conversing with my pet~~~

You know the story about jesus and virgin mary?
that mary had a virgin birth (ie. no sex!) and concieved baby jesus?
and that people are waiting for the next jesus to come down to save them from damnation?
okay
so
i was thinking..
what if, jesus HAD come down already....
the situation, i hypothesised would go like this


Sally: argh~ my tummy is feeling weird.......
*does pregnancy check*
Sally: OMG (no pun intended)! I AM PREGNANT.... ....
Ahmad: HOW CAN IT BE!?!?!? WE .. WE... WE DIDNT DO IT! ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN!?
Sally: HELL YEAH?!!? THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
Ahmad: LETS GET AN ABORTION

*aborted*

God: *sigh*, damn technology making it so difficult to implant a new savior
*gives up*


So..yeah
but anyway
after lengthy discussion, we concluded that it wont be the case..why?
cos God, being clever and almighty, would send angels down to tell the person right? yeahhh

Angel: Daughther...i have come do-
Sally: WHAT!?!?!?!?? YOU ARE MY FATHER?!
Angel: eh..no no, i meant Sally, ok let me finish
Sally: MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING!!
Angel: slip of tongue, serious! okay anyway, as i was saying..i have come down to tell you that you will be pregnant
Sally: PERVERT!
*beats the angel with her handbag*


seriously, i foresee that one of these days, lightning will strike me ass or something
but hey
i am just thinking!!!
no harm right?
I say this all in the spirit of a joke and humor (no pun intended again)



please don't stone me :(