bakamono!

I dont know whats wrong with me but...

Those videos are retarded! i am again, not against christianity but some people sent me this and it was "lol". His videos a lot of different perspective lol~!

For non-christians only!

DISCLAIMER!!!
If you are a staunch christian, PLEASE COVER YOUR EYES WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH AND LOOK AWAY!
otherwise, do not be provoked by the following entry~

So i was thinking one day and conversing with my pet~~~

You know the story about jesus and virgin mary?
that mary had a virgin birth (ie. no sex!) and concieved baby jesus?
and that people are waiting for the next jesus to come down to save them from damnation?
okay
so
i was thinking..
what if, jesus HAD come down already....
the situation, i hypothesised would go like this


Sally: argh~ my tummy is feeling weird.......
*does pregnancy check*
Sally: OMG (no pun intended)! I AM PREGNANT.... ....
Ahmad: HOW CAN IT BE!?!?!? WE .. WE... WE DIDNT DO IT! ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN!?
Sally: HELL YEAH?!!? THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
Ahmad: LETS GET AN ABORTION

*aborted*

God: *sigh*, damn technology making it so difficult to implant a new savior
*gives up*


So..yeah
but anyway
after lengthy discussion, we concluded that it wont be the case..why?
cos God, being clever and almighty, would send angels down to tell the person right? yeahhh

Angel: Daughther...i have come do-
Sally: WHAT!?!?!?!?? YOU ARE MY FATHER?!
Angel: eh..no no, i meant Sally, ok let me finish
Sally: MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING!!
Angel: slip of tongue, serious! okay anyway, as i was saying..i have come down to tell you that you will be pregnant
Sally: PERVERT!
*beats the angel with her handbag*


seriously, i foresee that one of these days, lightning will strike me ass or something
but hey
i am just thinking!!!
no harm right?
I say this all in the spirit of a joke and humor (no pun intended again)



please don't stone me :(

Wahhh...

congrats lor someone...
pass driving liao looo
watch out singapore!
the road aint safe, and it aint going to be any safer now...

Mug..

mug mug mug mug mug...

The joy of the gift is to the giver...

Btw, i had a very very happy day!
but i just want to give some though some matters i had suddenly plopped into my mind

We sometimes wonder, what can life give to me...
It may had gave you a horrible past and a foreshadow to a bleaker future

but i sometimes wonder, is that sentence a little too selfish?
How many times have we asked instead, what can we give to life?
Perhaps in times of misunderstanding, you gave empathy
or maybe when the going gets tough, you provided perseverance

Why must life always be the one at fault? And even if it is, shouldn't one find joy in the smallest of things? of the little values they showed at the lowest point of their lives?
Are we blind to the things life have given? For sometimes life takes away, to make its gift all the more felt
To exemplify, life may give you sorrow but through that, you valued every little happiness you have
but of course, some people who walk the road of self destruction and avoid happiness
We cant blame them, for we know not on how they think, and every single minute episodes of their lives
but still we wonder

This can be applied to all facet of life
Ask not what this job can provide, or what this person can give
perhaps we should think, what can we do for this job, what can we give to this person?
thus we gain the intrinsic benefits that are controlling by our own thoughts and feelings
and perhaps things would be more realistc

The joy of the gift is to the giver...
that line i remembered from a book
about a race whose principles were based on giving, and being happy about the fact that they provided for
perhaps this is the simplest form of achievements
perhaps it allows you to be taken advantage of
but we let you think about it

I am not selling an idea, but i am merely sharing it

A tree cut down..

I saw a tree cut down today......
it was slowly sawed, bit by bit, from top to bottom and workers were using spades to try and uproot it from the ground
Mind you, it wasn't the small ikan bilis trees
It was a big one by the road side in front of a shopping mall
That tree would have seen some of us grown up
Heck, maybe even some of our parents!
and yet it is chopped down
It may had remembered us
but who can remember it?
i wanted to take a picture, but it was too far away (i was on the bus)
Maybe someone wrote something on its bark? who will bear witness to the script?
perhaps one day, a person that saw the tree nigh it was planted would walk pass
and maybe he would think, something is missing, but maybe he would just walk
and not remember that one bit of his life that had once looked down upon him
Who can hear the tree complain? if it could complain...
All i know is, it was uprooted...in a rather barbaric way
forced from the ground where it had rooted
where it had fed and drawn its nutrients
rooted

goodbye tree, though i have never noticed you before and never will have the chance too
maybe someone who remembers you one day will tell others of your existence
at least then your life would be meaningful eh?

How many people can say this?

What we are now...




What we were then...




The bonds we built




That these are my friends, surely, definately, through sweat, blood, tears all shed and shared
I for one am proud to present them
Who knows what will happen in the future
But once you had it, you will never lose that piece of history
Those memories are whats supposed to be treasured, not the uncertainty of tomorrows

HATE YOU!

I *HATE* YOU
seriously, ever since you became part of my life, i have hated you
there were times when i almost didnt feel you, i was glad
and then you came back
it was torture.
You plague my life, you cause it misery, you restricted my performance
You made me ripped apart the plans i had
and so i hate you
i wish you would go away
and now you are still her
get lost!
achilles tendonitis... GET LOST!

dammit! i guess i deserved it, i stopped going to see doctor and my physiotherapist...maybe i should consider calling the school's health block to see can take advantage of physio there anot
i was sooooo confident that this break i had would help me
but, i guess not.. i am afraid that it has become an acute injury :(
it will be nearly a year since i had it
shoo shoo

just remembered it was a very long time since i reallllly trained kendo tsk
my god
if my leg wasn't like this
i would be skc now
rawr

Random musings

When..
To give is to recieve
To teach is to learn
To ask is to answer




Anyway, i want to learn jap!! but $$$ and stupid army zzzzzzz
i feel like seeing if i can continue to learn jap even in the army... mhmmm....

Projects are all coming to a head!

To illustrate the point... ....

Yup, at least most of the projects have more or less some direction..i guess..
cant wait for it to be over, especially human behavior and health and wellness management!
@!%#$#^@#!

The past few days have been damnnnn boring~
projects projects projects
gosh
it is not that i am lazy to blog (ok, so i *am* lazy to blog..but its different!), but there is also not much things for me to write

MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
boring boring boring

and someone is zao-fan'ing hor....

i will write more when i have inspiration~